All hail Dystopia: Archive

cool well i just got home. I would love more than anything to plant my ass to this comfy warm squishy recliner and blog your mind away. but ive got other things to do.. I have to go see Iskra and a bunch of other cool shit. its the last day of diy fest yo!

Jan 31st

If you put Peaches on a mix CD...

weetzie-bat: I probably love you. ive got a mix cd, with a bunch of crust and metal and right in the middle is gravy train - sippin 40z and Peaches - sucking on my titties… oh man its so good. everyone gets this ‘wtf’ expression on their face when they hear it.

Jan 31st

negative nancy, right here

i hate hate hate super cliche pregnant photos.. Someone make me a collage of just this so i can hang it on my wall. oh you know what im talking about.. you know woman holding underside of belly, side photo. or lets make the shape of a heart with our hands and place it over our belly. im sorry but i hate alot of things today.

Jan 31st

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i enjoy looking at you.

Jan 31st

i hate trying to sleep when im home alone. Its the only time ill let the dog sleep on the bed.

Jan 31st

Letter to my cat.

Dear Pip, please dont lick me anymore. albeit very cute but the image of your tongue close up really creeps me out.

Jan 31st

I love end of the year Tax Returns

I wonder when im getting my retardedly huge ($80) lump of money in the mail. So i can ponder of all the awesome things im going to do with. this is sarcasm.

Jan 31st

tell me about your shittiest day ever..

So i can feel good about mine

Jan 31st

My boyfriend misplaced my car keys earlier today but i assumed that he took them with him. This all happened about an hour before work. I really needed my keys so i could get to work. Since he has no way of contacting him the only other option was to go where he was and get my keys from him. He left my bike in my car last night and since the car was locked I had no other choice but to fucking...

Jan 31st

I realize there is one thing im terrible at and...

EVERYTHING.

Jan 31st

Jan 30th

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im leaving for work early today

me want free fooood. i should go all out on it today

Jan 30th

i have so many...

cuts, burns, bruises, battle wounds all over my arms and body people will start wondering soon.

Jan 30th

i want a shwartz ring

someone crafty… make one.

Jan 30th

Crow

How much longer till chaos in tejas?? anxiously waiting.

Jan 30th

Manowar - Brothers of Metal bet.

Jan 30th

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im blogging Manowar

get ready for your ears to be fucked.

Jan 30th

Iskra this sunday

bet.

Jan 30th

gingers have it bad

Jan 30th

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Jan 30th

oh man, last night…. wow. my boyfriend thinks i have no self control when i drink. shit i was just having fun, yo!

Jan 30th

darkbloom-deactivated20110316-d asked: where are you from? what other tattoos do you have other then your cupcake?

Jan 30th

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F THAT →

(via dirtdirtdirt) haha this is funny as shit as i sit on the couch with a mis-shaven head, my ripped up dirty as shirt nearly falling off my shoulder, thermal leggings stained with food, and a pair of dirty ass boots,hungover.. Im such a lady

Jan 30th

Awesome Snakes - I want a snake

Jan 30th

wouldnt burlesque be fun as shit.

Jan 30th

you know when the dvd movie menu screen keeps playing and repeating over and over but your too lazy to get up and turn it off. I hate that.

Jan 30th

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insult me or tell me something cool →

or simply ask me a question

Jan 30th